1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:04,482 [ Joy to the Worldinstrumental] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:18,409 So be sure to get those briefs to Judge Deetz by noon. 5 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,846 Right. 6 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:24,154 Let's see if we can meet the park manager at 10, 7 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:27,070 but don't put him out. 11 a.m. would work too. 8 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,638 Confirm my 10 a.m. with Jack Knox. I got a 10:30 9 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:33,424 - phone call I will not move. - Annie, relax. Breathe. 10 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:36,210 We are putting on a Christmas concert in four days, 11 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,951 not a royal coronation. I'll see you tomorrow. 12 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,389 Ooh! 13 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:45,393 Now check out this tree. This is a spectacular example 14 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:48,874 of a quintessential Faber holiday decoration. 15 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,876 Honey... 16 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,878 Keep trying. Don't get me wrong. 17 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,620 I want to find a tree that makes you happy. 18 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,540 - What? - Where you been all my life? 19 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,803 Well... 20 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:08,807 14 short months ago I met this handsome young lawyer 21 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:12,420 from Manhattan, fell madly in love... 22 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,596 even though his idea of "roughing it" 23 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,512 was staying in a hotel with a fulltime masseuse... 24 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,862 [laughing] 25 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:22,299 ...then married the guy 26 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:25,476 and lived happily ever after. 27 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:33,484 Oh, my! This is it! This is the tree that we want! 28 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,747 You're making such a big deal out of this. 29 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:38,881 May I remind you this is our first Christmas 30 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,927 as a married couple and we're having family coming to visit? 31 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,973 Sweetie, this tree is almost $200. 32 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,193 That's way more than we were talking about spending. 33 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:49,935 You're right. 34 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:53,983 We had a holiday budget and we should stick to it. 35 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:01,208 It is a really beautiful tree, though. 36 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:04,689 Well, we could make this one work. 37 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,691 50 bucks. 38 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,566 Not so fast. What if we shifted some things around 39 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,655 to make this tree fit our budget? I mean, 40 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,744 we're just moving numbers. We add a little here, 41 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:18,747 we subtract a little there. The overall plan doesn't change. 42 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:22,185 You're right. It doesn't throw off our master plan. 43 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,361 - It's just a tree. - So you agree? 44 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:29,061 I do. I do. I do! I do, I do, I do, I do, I do! 45 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,976 [both giggling] 46 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,588 Mind if I ask you a question? 47 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:36,199 Fire away. 48 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,201 Why didn't you have a Christmas tree growing up? 49 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,943 Well, we did. 50 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:43,119 It just wasn't inside. 51 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,556 My mom hated the idea of buying them 52 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,733 and throwing them away, so she planted one 53 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,735 in the backyard a week after I was born. 54 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:53,608 Me and my sister would decorate it every Christmas. 55 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:56,480 So why put in so much energy picking out this tree? 56 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,482 Well, you always talked about 57 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:02,486 having these magnificent trees growing up inside your home. 58 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:05,402 It was something your dad did before he passed away. 59 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:08,536 It was important to you. It was important to your family. 60 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,625 It was important to my mom. 61 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:14,498 Look, your mom barely knows me. 62 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,848 Is it wrong that I want her to like 63 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:20,765 the woman who stole away her baby? 64 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:23,942 Like the way your dad cares for me? 65 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,727 My dad doesn't have any issues with you. 66 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,729 At our wedding, your dad told my brother that lawyers 67 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,600 are responsible for all the world's problems. 68 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:32,342 Not all of them. Just most of them. 69 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,605 Love you! 70 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:37,478 [engine rumbling] 71 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,784 ♪ ♪ 72 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,008 - Oh! - You got it? 73 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,445 - Yeah. - OK. Just put it in that corner 74 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,447 - right over there. - Yep, right here. 75 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,580 - Get it all set up. - OK... 76 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,365 - Ready? - Uh-huh. Alright. 77 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,802 - Here we go! - OK! 78 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,935 [grunting] 79 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,416 [sighing] Of course. 80 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,809 OK, so next Christmas, I suggest we add 81 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,855 measuring the ceiling and bringing 82 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,857 a tape measure to our tree-purchasing plan. 83 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,033 Maybe the store's still open. We could try to find 84 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,078 - a tree that fits? - I got a better idea. 85 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,906 OK. 86 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,257 OK. OK... [groaning] 87 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:21,609 I don't remember you mentioning you minored in lumberjack. 88 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,698 Well, I was afraid you'd fall in love with me 89 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:27,049 for my outdoor talents instead of my charming personality. 90 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,094 [sighing] Woo! 91 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,968 OK... 92 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:35,231 Perfect. 93 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,494 - Excellent work. - Oh, I'm not even close 94 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:40,149 to finished. Grab your jacket and meet me outside. 95 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,938 This should do until we can plant a permanent one. 96 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,595 OK. You took care of the bottom part of the tree for my mom. 97 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:54,685 And you made sure the top part was for mine. 98 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,558 I wish she was alive to see this. 99 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,821 I'm sure she's with us in spirit. 100 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,956 Now it truly is a perfect Christmas. 101 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,219 - We've still got work to do. - You grab the ornaments, 102 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,831 I will meet you inside. Woo! 103 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:14,836 So, hard as it is to believe, I found both boxes. 104 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,925 I say we get down to some serious... 105 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:23,061 ...decorating. 106 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,994 The concert is three days away 107 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,996 and we're in really great shape. 108 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,956 They're all pretty much amazing. 109 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:51,002 So which one should we go with? 110 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,660 Let me guess: you want the sleigh 111 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,750 and you want Santa's workshop? So how about this? 112 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,318 What if we compromise and we put the sleigh 113 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,320 beside Santa's workshop so we can have both? 114 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,148 - Does that work? - Brilliant. 115 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,892 Were you up all night working on this stuff? 116 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,894 No, no. In fact, 117 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,766 I went to sleep around 8 last night. 118 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:20,336 I just want to thank you so much, 'cause I couldn't have done any of this without you. 119 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,947 Consider us your Christmas elves, ready to take on any job 120 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,036 - you don't have time for. - OK, so... 121 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,082 Tell me, when does the family get in? 122 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,824 Steven's brother and crew 123 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,304 arrive tomorrow along with my dad. 124 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,306 What about your sister? 125 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:37,005 Robin has fallen head over heels for a fellow philosophy major 126 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,573 and they are heading to see his family for the holiday. 127 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,836 So that's everyone. 128 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:48,930 - Oh... yes. - Well, almost everyone. 129 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,932 You forgot to mention Steve's mother, but you know, 130 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,674 - just a small... - Mm, yeah. It's a mental block. 131 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,719 - I can't help it. - I totally get it, girl. 132 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,547 If you ever want to have a girls' night and just really 133 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,680 get into the whole mother-in-law stuff, I would be down for that, 134 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,682 because I have stories... [indistinct muttering] 135 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:04,293 Final issue. 136 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:07,296 - What do we need for the choir? - They're good to go. 137 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:10,081 With the sound system in place, there won't be a bad seat 138 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,388 in the park. 139 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,090 Hey, are you OK? 140 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:22,920 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 141 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,401 You don't look so good. 142 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,925 Yeah, no. 143 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,362 What? 144 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,325 You guys didn't have to wait for me. 145 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,545 Are you kidding? We weren't gonna go anywhere until we knew 146 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,808 - that you were OK. - I'm fine. 147 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,724 It's probably just something I ate that didn't agree with me. 148 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,726 Well, why don't you take the day off and go rest? 149 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,858 Because I'm fine. 150 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:51,732 Um, let's... let's talk later, OK? 151 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,648 OK. 152 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,743 So even after I offered Mr. Bandoni 153 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,441 a fair cash settlement, he refused to close his restaurant. 154 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,312 I'm not sure why you expected anything different. 155 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,140 His restaurant's been at that location for 15 straight years. 156 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,534 Doesn't give him the right to stay until the end of time. 157 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,015 No, but the current owner has guaranteed him a long-term 158 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,147 lease, allowing him to stay there for nine more years. 159 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:19,411 Look. I can't buy the building and move forward with my plan 160 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,631 until Mr. Bandoni and his restaurant are removed. 161 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:24,112 And I retained this firm to help with these issues. 162 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,680 I have studied that agreement more times than I care to count 163 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,291 and unfortunately, Mr. Bandoni can legally stay in there. 164 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,554 There's no rule of law that can allow you to challenge that. 165 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:36,167 What if a situation arose where he could no longer afford his rent? 166 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:39,475 Restaurant's packed six nights a week. He has the cash flow. I don't see that happening. 167 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,260 - But what if we brought a legal action against him? - For what? 168 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,655 I don't care! Use your Ivy League law school education 169 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,657 that I'm paying for and sue him for something 170 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,659 incredibly expensive to defend. 171 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,575 We'll drive up his legal fees to the point he goes broke... 172 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,534 He's forced to shut his doors. 173 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,541 - Your lab results are back. - Please don't tell me 174 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,543 I have the flu three days before Christmas. 175 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,588 OK, first I need you to take a very deep breath. 176 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,808 OK, yeah, I don't have time for that, 177 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,811 because Steve and I have family coming to visit 178 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:14,684 and if I get sick, then everyone will get sick and then I ruin Christmas. 179 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,773 Cynthia, you don't have the flu. 180 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,123 - Well, great! - You're pregnant. 181 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:22,779 [laughing]: What? 182 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:26,000 - Why is that funny? - Yeah, no, no, no. 183 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:29,873 That's not possible. I can't be. 184 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,136 Well, have you noticed that you're more tired than usual? 185 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:35,009 - A little? - Maybe you'd enjoy 186 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:39,970 - a pickle while we discuss that. - Yes, I would love a pickle, 187 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:42,756 because I am starving and I'm hungry, 188 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,236 not because I am pregnant. I have barely eaten 189 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,805 all day today. And I'm tired because I've just 190 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,633 started up a business and I'm putting on 191 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,505 the town's Christmas concert. 192 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:56,117 - It's a big, huge ordeal. - Well, 193 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,337 you can add having a baby to your very long to-do list. 194 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,731 Give me a minute while I set up the sonogram? 195 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,777 - Great, yeah. - OK. 196 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,609 ♪ ♪ 197 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,837 [quietly]: I'm gonna be a mom. 198 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,015 Let's talk timetable. Can you serve him 199 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:27,061 with papers by 6 p.m.? [cell buzzing] 200 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,411 It's three days before Christmas, Jack. 201 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,504 Look. 202 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:38,550 In the spirit of full disclosure, 203 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,597 I have to tell you that I know and like Arturo Bandoni. 204 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,644 We eat at his restaurant once a week. 205 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,951 So you're refusing to move forward based on a personal relationship? 206 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,953 No, I'm telling you that I will not take your lawsuit 207 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,868 because what you're asking me to do is immoral 208 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,784 and you will not win. 209 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,873 I'm sorry you feel that way. 210 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,139 Look. Why don't you take a few days, 211 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,185 check out some other available buildings around town 212 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,361 and we'll come back to this situation after the holidays 213 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,406 and we'll discuss it again? 214 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,281 [distant phone ringing] 215 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,936 Hey. 216 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:19,853 Here is a video of your ultrasound. 217 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,856 It makes pretty great viewing when you're tired of reruns. 218 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:26,598 Ha ha. You're positive that I'm pregnant? 219 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,863 I can guarantee you with 100% certainty 220 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:33,736 that the healthy baby on this DVD belongs to you. 221 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,304 You want to call your husband with the good news? 222 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,916 Yes. No, no, I just tried calling him, 223 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,092 but he didn't pick up. But I think 224 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,094 I want to do this in person anyway. 225 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,096 That's probably the best Christmas present 226 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,185 - you could ever give him. - Ha! 227 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,275 So when Mr. Knox insisted I move forward with his lawsuit, 228 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,408 I told him I couldn't in good conscience. 229 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:56,019 That showed a lot of guts, Steve. Jack Knox is this firm's 230 00:11:56,063 --> 00:12:00,458 biggest client. But at Bedouin, Ross, McAlister and Associates, 231 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,896 we pay for the salaries and the lights 232 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,986 and the office parties by suing individuals. 233 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,988 Well, sure, but you're not saying that we should threaten 234 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,207 a restaurant owner, who also happens to be a good man, 235 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,644 with frivolous litigation just to run him out of business. 236 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:16,213 - No. - That's a relief. - I'm saying I'm letting you go. 237 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,868 Well... 238 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,050 You're firing me three days before Christmas? 239 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:31,272 No, I'm providing you 240 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:34,449 with an opportunity to expand your horizons 241 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,451 before we enter the new year. 242 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,671 Yeah, just wait a minute, because my wife and I, 243 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,152 we have this plan. You see, 244 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,546 we marry, we relocate, I take this job, 245 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,809 Cynthia starts her own event-planning business, 246 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,073 we buy a small house, our businesses grow... Look, I'm... 247 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,336 Can you wait? 'Cause there's more. See, five years 248 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,252 after that, Cynthia gets pregnant and two years later, 249 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,602 Cynthia has another baby. And that all leads up 250 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,822 to the 10-year mark, where I become full partner 251 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,216 at this firm. Am I making myself clear? 252 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:05,175 I understand how a sudden parting of the ways 253 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,134 can come as such a complete shock. 254 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:10,311 I've been in the law business for 30 years. Two ex-wives. 255 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,314 And I'm going to leave you with this valuable piece of wisdom. 256 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,969 And what's that? 257 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:19,973 Plans change. 258 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:23,454 So Steve, 259 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:27,284 before I say anything, I just need you to breathe. 260 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,769 Now the important thing is we don't panic. 261 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,990 - I am not panicking. - It was the right thing to do. 262 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,992 - We can make this work. - We can make this work. 263 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,168 It's just one new little addition. 264 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,561 The good news is we still have health insurance. 265 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:47,087 The bad news is I lost my job 266 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,785 'cause I just got fired. 267 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,179 You and I are going to have a baby. 268 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:58,141 Yeah. I think this is going to go over very, very well. 269 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,668 I think this is going to go over very, very well. 270 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,246 ♪ ♪ 271 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,168 Good evening, Mr. Faber. 272 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,389 Wow. 273 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:32,088 What did I do so right? Why are we celebrating? 274 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,264 Why not? 275 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,614 What about you? 276 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,921 Don't worry about me. 277 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,967 Hey, you put the lights up on the tree. 278 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,230 - It looks beautiful. - Come here. 279 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:47,234 I want to show you something. 280 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,193 - Here. Sit down. - What's going on? 281 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,369 Just come sit! Let's watch some TV. 282 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,502 You're acting strange, even for you. Oh, is this 'cause 283 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,940 - my mom's coming to town tonight? - No, but I did run to that 284 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,595 gourmet market and picked up some of that honey black tea 285 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,989 - that your mom likes. - You didn't have to do that. 286 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:06,209 Well, I just wanted to make her feel at home as much as possible. 287 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,299 - And you're wonderful. - Yeah, but if she doesn't 288 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:12,302 - think so then we got problems. - You, my dear wife, 289 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,348 seriously underestimate your charm. 290 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,524 Or you overestimate it. 291 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,526 Now let's watch some TV. 292 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,485 Actually, we don't have any time to watch TV right now. 293 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:25,272 Well, sure we do. Your mom doesn't arrive until 8. 294 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,230 No, she took an earlier flight. She gets in at 7. 295 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,407 - Why didn't you tell me? - I forgot, but if we leave 296 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,889 - now we'll get there easily. - It takes 30 minutes to get there. We should have left 297 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,412 - 10 minutes ago! - Hey! Take your own advice. 298 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,327 - Breathe. - If we get caught in traffic 299 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,329 then we'll be late and then she's going to blame me and then 300 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,419 she's going to hate me. I'm acting like a crazy person, aren't I? 301 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,118 But I want you to know you are truly the best crazy person I've ever met. 302 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,947 I love you. Grab your stuff. 303 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,558 Let's go! 304 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,256 [Joy to the Worldinstrumental] 305 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,265 [cars honking] 306 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:06,052 What if she changed her mind and decided not to come? 307 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:09,185 Mom will be here. 308 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,753 Why didn't you insist on me wearing that ring? 309 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,668 What? 310 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,453 Your grandmother's engagement ring. She offered it to me 311 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,630 and I said no because it was too big, it was too expensive 312 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,285 and I was afraid I was going to lose it. I lose everything! 313 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:25,201 I swear, I feel like she holds that against me. 314 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,029 No, no. That's not my mom's issue. 315 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,379 Oh. So you are saying she does have a problem with me. 316 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,513 No, I'm saying it's all in your head. 317 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,954 My mom's plane just landed. 318 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,174 You have to keep moving. 319 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,137 There she is! 320 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:51,575 OK, let's go. Let's go. 321 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,926 There she is. Hi! We're going. 322 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,190 Thank you. 323 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:01,281 - Oh, my baby boy. - Hey, Mom. 324 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:04,153 - Hello, Patricia. - Cynthia. 325 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,634 - How was your flight? - Ugh! 326 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,376 The woman sitting next to me never stopped talking. 327 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,508 You'd think you pay that much for first class, 328 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,380 they'd provide you with a mute button. 329 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,382 Um, you know what? Let me grab this. 330 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,428 Oh, thank you. The driver usually gets it. 331 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:21,823 No, it's OK. For tonight, I'll fill that role. 332 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,526 [honking] Mom! You gotta be careful. 333 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,964 I'm fine, Steven. We're Manhattanites, remember? 334 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,315 Are you OK? 335 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,882 Oh, didn't even get close. Although I should have gotten 336 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:41,190 - his license plate. - Hey, let's go! 337 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,366 OK, let's get going before we all get arrested. 338 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,760 Well, let him try. He'd be up against 339 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,980 the brightest young attorney this town has ever seen. 340 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,809 Oh, did you want to sit up front? 341 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,073 No. No, I was just getting this for you. 342 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:57,554 Oh! Thank you. 343 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,600 I'll grab that. 344 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,434 We're so excited that you're here. 345 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,436 Oh, Steven, you wouldn't believe 346 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,134 what the planning committee wants to do at my co-op. 347 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,876 I'm sure I won't. 348 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,272 [dramatic music] 349 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,712 Are you sure I'm not putting you out, taking your room and all? 350 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,715 - I'd be happy to stay at a hotel. - That's out of the question. 351 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,717 - Our house is your house. - What else can we get you? 352 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,719 Well, you can bring me my other things. 353 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,461 Everything's here. I put your garment bag and purse there. 354 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,680 Well, what about my large suitcase? 355 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:40,031 - There was no large suitcase. - Of course there was a large suitcase. 356 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,903 Everything you arrived with is in this room. 357 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,818 Well, if that were the case, then I'd be wearing 358 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,776 that lovely cashmere sweater that I packed 359 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,431 inside the suitcase and purchased solely for this trip. 360 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,130 Is it possible you left it in baggage claim? 361 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,393 Absolutely not. I clearly remember 362 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,873 rolling it out of the terminal and right up to the curb. 363 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,138 - Your suitcase had wheels? - Yes. It's very expensive, 364 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,010 - with all my favourite things. - And I offered to put it in the trunk. 365 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,230 Love that bag. I've travelled all over the world with it. 366 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,580 And then you nearly got hit by a taxi and I came running up 367 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,104 - to see if you were OK. - Yes, and thankfully I was. 368 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,715 And then the police officer was giving us such a hard time 369 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,543 and we were so rushed and there was all this commotion 370 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,938 and then when we jumped into the car... 371 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,288 Uh, oh. 372 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,077 Are you telling us you forgot to put Mom's luggage in the trunk? 373 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,167 I think that's exactly what she's telling us. 374 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,004 What do you think is taking so long? 375 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,138 It's Christmas. The airline must be super busy. 376 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,620 My best things were in that bag. 377 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,622 Well, don't worry. I bet you 378 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,972 Steve's making arrangements for your bag as we speak. 379 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,192 Along with all of my grandchildren's gifts. 380 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,195 I'm happy to replace whatever is lost. 381 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,763 I knitted everyone a different, special sweater 382 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,984 from a pattern given to me by my knitting society. 383 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,553 Each one took almost a month. 384 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:10,078 Must be really long sleeves. But none of that matters. 385 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:13,560 I am positive that your bag is on its way. 386 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,779 I just spoke with the head of airline baggage claim. 387 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,652 - Your suitcase hasn't been turned in. - Yet. 388 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,481 - It hasn't been turned in yet! - And although he doesn't hold 389 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,613 much hope, he said you should try calling back tomorrow. 390 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,486 Not a lot of hope is a lot better than no hope, right? 391 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,271 I mean, let's stay confident. After all, it's Christmas 392 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,100 and we're all together. 393 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,102 You're right. 394 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:37,018 It's Christmas and we are all together. 395 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,903 Are you totally quiet in there because you're mad at me? 396 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,385 No! Leaving my mom's luggage at the airport like that 397 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,519 - could have happened to anybody. - Except it didn't happen to anybody. 398 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,130 It happened to me. If she didn't hate me before, 399 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:06,134 - I bet she does now. - She doesn't hate you. 400 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,836 She probably wishes I got run over by that taxi. 401 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,278 - What are you working on? - Some end of the year tax planning. 402 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,152 - You sure everything's OK? - Positive. 403 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:28,025 Hey. I have an idea. What if we go downstairs 404 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,332 and we watch that movie that I was telling you about? 405 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,421 Oh, no thanks. I'm beat. 406 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,641 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. 407 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:38,297 - I hear it's, like, really good. - Oh, I'm gonna call it a night. 408 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:50,047 ♪ ♪ 409 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:53,312 - Morning, babe. - Why didn't you wake me? 410 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,924 - I would have helped. - You kidding me? I got it. 411 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,448 - How long you been up? - I'm not sure I slept. 412 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,407 Did you not feel that stabbing spring 413 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,627 - popping through the mattress? - No. I did wake up in a panic, 414 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:07,369 though. I dreamt that I left your mom's suitcase 415 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,458 - at the airport. - That actually happened. 416 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,895 Ha ha. Dang. I was hoping that was a nightmare. 417 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,855 Oh, it is. It's just a nightmare we're all experiencing wide awake. 418 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:18,032 Merry two days before Christmas, everyone. 419 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,251 Merry two days before Christmas to you too, Mom. 420 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,906 - Did you locate my luggage? - I made a call. 421 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,300 - The news was all bad. - I just want you 422 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,389 to know I am very, very sorry. 423 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,391 Well, I just want you to know 424 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,567 that I don't blame you for leaving my suitcase 425 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,569 and all the Christmas presents at the airport. 426 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,876 I mean, you didn't mess up on purpose. 427 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:38,879 It wasn't a subliminal message to your new mother-in-law. 428 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:42,099 I am positive... Mother! Eat. 429 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:45,407 [phone buzzing] 430 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,322 How much do you want to bet that is an airline 431 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,846 representative with great news? It's my brother. 432 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:52,327 Or not. 433 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,157 Hey, Owen. I'm so glad you're finally in town. 434 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,421 Me too, bro. In fact, I'm at the hotel right now. 435 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,293 Oh, and I do not want you to thank me for the room upgrade. 436 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:04,078 Oh, I won't, because we've encountered 437 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,602 a teensy, weensy little problem. 438 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:09,823 [The hotel doesn't have a room for us. No reservation at all.] 439 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,391 Oh, OK. Just calm down. I'm telling you, 440 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,263 - there's been a mistake. - No, no mistake. - Are you sure? 441 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:18,875 I'm sure. 442 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:21,443 I can fix this. 443 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,576 Just... I'll be there as soon as I can. 444 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,109 I promise you there's a reservation. 445 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:36,937 Can you maybe check under Farber instead of Faber? 446 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,808 [indistinct conversation] 447 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:42,464 Hey, guys. Easy, easy! Slow. 448 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:45,598 Owen said that you're going to be in charge of the local Christmas concert this year. 449 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:47,774 - I am. - That seems like a lot 450 00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:50,080 with your family here too. 451 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:53,214 - Oh, you guys are so easy. - I meant Patricia. 452 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,216 Yeah, how long did it take 453 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:57,436 for you to get comfortable around her? 454 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,178 Oh, I'm not comfortable. Who says I'm comfortable? 455 00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:04,965 She's not easy, but she will grow on you. 456 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,967 Great. I hope I grow on her too, 457 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,536 just not like a wart. [chuckling] 458 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,930 How do you think those guys are doing over there? 459 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,932 I don't know, 460 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,195 - but let me check. - Good call. 461 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,199 Here. Let's just try it this way, OK? 462 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,680 OK? Here. Listen. Look. 463 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,552 What is this? 464 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:29,598 You're showing me an online reservation confirmation. 465 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:32,688 Exactly. Three weeks ago I booked a room for my mother 466 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,690 and for my brother, so how can you not have a room? 467 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,693 Well, this reservation runs from today, which is two days 468 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,782 before Christmas, until the day after Christmas. 469 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:44,483 Look. On here it shows that you booked two rooms, 470 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:48,138 but the reservation for both rooms was cancelled last week. 471 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,967 - By whom? I didn't do it. - Says right here 472 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:53,883 the reservation was cancelled by Cynthia "Fabber"? 473 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:56,495 Fab... Faber? 474 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,802 - But that's impossible. - You didn't make the call? 475 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:03,545 No, I did, but I didn't mean to cancel both. 476 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:07,810 I only meant to cancel one room for my mother-in-law. 477 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:11,335 The reservation for both rooms was booked together. 478 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,990 - But I didn't know that. - That's unfortunate. 479 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,123 There must be an extra room for emergencies. 480 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,255 I mean, this thing happens all the time, right? 481 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:21,476 Uh, I've been here six years. It's never happened once. 482 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,044 - We can't sleep in the car. - Well, that's not a problem. 483 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:27,351 - We can all squeeze in the house. - If it makes you feel any better, 484 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:29,528 I've had at least a dozen calls from desperate travellers 485 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,704 in the same position. 486 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:35,577 - That really doesn't help us. - What does "Have a Merry Christmas" do? 487 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,492 [crashing] 488 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,540 Oops. 489 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,412 Not a lot. 490 00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:51,158 ♪ ♪ 491 00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:56,859 I'm so stupid! 492 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:59,209 How did I cancel the reservation? 493 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,560 Don't worry about it. It's not like you did it on purpose. 494 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,866 - Dad? - Hey! 495 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:06,782 Princess! Hi. [laughing] 496 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,568 - Hi! What are you doing here? - Waiting for you! 497 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:12,875 I can see that. I'm just surprised to see you here. 498 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:15,791 Not half as surprised as I was to recognize this car 499 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:18,838 - on my walk through town. - What happened to Ellie? 500 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,840 She gave up a couple miles back. 501 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:23,451 - Refused to go any further. - You left a woman 502 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,801 - behind on the highway? - Why didn't you call me? 503 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,977 I did. I tried to call you. You didn't pick up. 504 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,676 - Hey, Steve-o, how you doing? - Great, Jerry. Just great. 505 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:33,156 - Did you hear from your sister? - Last night. She was packing 506 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,550 - for her Christmas trip. - I like that boyfriend 507 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:39,075 of hers... Joe! Steve, Joe's a poet. He writes poetry. 508 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,121 Oh, yeah, you have mentioned that 509 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:43,253 in one or two of our conversations. 510 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:46,082 Yeah, he's quite a talent. He can describe a situation 511 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:48,432 in prose that is so uplifting, 512 00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:50,347 I tell you, it just about makes me break down and weep. 513 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,611 You know, I am just glad you're so proud of him. 514 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,613 Yeah. Hey, here's another thing. 515 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:58,355 I was reading that there's something like 56 000 lawyers 516 00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,401 on planet Earth for every one published poet. 517 00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:03,709 Huh. Well, I did not know that, 518 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:06,407 but thank you for that fact. 519 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,539 That didn't really rhyme, right? You know that? 520 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:11,368 Uh, what are we going to do with Ellie? 521 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:13,762 Ah! Well, there she goes now. 522 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,417 Oh. 523 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,419 Ellie's a camper. 524 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,943 - Should have figured that. - Yeah, I figure 525 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:23,729 the carburetor's on the fritz, or something. 526 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:27,254 Well, I guess you could say that puts a damper on your camper. 527 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:30,344 - Huh? - I guess you could. 528 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,745 ♪ ♪ 529 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,967 How's things going with Mom and Cynthia? 530 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,100 - How do you think? - I think I have a pretty 531 00:27:47,143 --> 00:27:49,058 good idea. She called from here while we were 532 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,408 - on our way to the hotel. - Yeah? She happen to mention 533 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:54,150 the luggage incident in that conversation? 534 00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:57,240 Oh, yeah. Lynn laughed so hard at one point I thought 535 00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:59,634 - we'd have to pull over. - Why is that? 536 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,811 It's the first time in 12 years she's had another daughter-in-law to torment. 537 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:06,728 Cynthia and I did get married for your wife's wellbeing. 538 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:09,339 You know, if Lynn were standing here right now, 539 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:12,908 - she would definitely thank you. - How's everything else? 540 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:15,128 I'm surviving. 541 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,130 Do you know how many times a kid has to stop 542 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,785 and go to the bathroom on a three-hour car ride? 543 00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:23,745 - I'm guessing more than one. - I've really begun to envy you, 544 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:26,835 with your peaceful weekends and quiet nights. 545 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:29,620 I truly do miss time by myself. 546 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:32,798 - Do you still run? - Ran four miles this morning. 547 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,975 Huh. I still run. I run up and down the stairs, 548 00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:39,543 picking up after two kids. I run to the drugstore at 2 a.m. 549 00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:42,851 to buy cough medicine. And last week, oh, last week, 550 00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:45,941 I got to run back to work after missing a very important client meeting, 551 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,552 'cause Brian forgot his school project at home. 552 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:51,164 - Well, you love your kids. - To the moon and back again. 553 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,254 But there are some days, you know? 554 00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:57,083 Yeah, I know. 555 00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:59,607 You know, you're only staying for three nights. 556 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,522 Kids. 557 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:07,267 [indistinct conversation] 558 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,312 You kids enjoying your holiday? 559 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,793 - Yeah. - Kind of. 560 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,578 You'll learn one day that kids don't actually like to play anymore. 561 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,711 - Is that so? - Yep. All they need 562 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,974 can be held in the palm of their hands. 563 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:22,021 - We're talking to our friends. - Yeah. It's fun to see what they're all doing. 564 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,240 What they're all doing? What about what you're doing? 565 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,329 We're not doing anything worth mentioning. 566 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:29,028 Either of you guys ever go down a mountain 567 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:31,857 so fast that your parents totally freaked out? 568 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,902 - No. - No... 569 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,470 Well, I think it's time Uncle Steve took you two 570 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,864 on a little Christmas adventure. 571 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:41,649 One, two, three! 572 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:44,608 [various]: Go! ♪ ♪ 573 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:48,090 [cheering] 574 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:55,750 [man]: Alright! 575 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,448 Woo! 576 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:00,450 Go, go, yeah! 577 00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,844 [laughing] Come on! 578 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,673 I love it. I love it. Love it. 579 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:09,111 Come on! You got this! 580 00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:11,592 [screaming] Oh, my God! 581 00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:23,299 - Here, this is a good one. - Oh, fabulous. 582 00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:26,085 - You're not a sledder? - Yeah, I am. 583 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,870 My stomach's just a bit rolly right now. 584 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,568 - Aw. - Steve and I really appreciate 585 00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:33,570 you traveling all this way to be here. 586 00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:36,530 And there they are again! Yeah! 587 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:40,273 ♪ ♪ 588 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,579 How come you're not sledding? 589 00:30:42,623 --> 00:30:44,581 I was hanging with your Mom. 590 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:47,846 I feel like we had a real breakthrough. 591 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:51,284 - Or you're having a breakdown. - Go ahead and laugh. 592 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,895 No, I think we really turned a corner. 593 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:58,247 Hmm. Congratulations. That's really big stuff. 594 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,946 - Right? - Hey, Stevie! 595 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:07,691 - OK, that's such a cheap shot! - Oh, my God! Snowball fight! - Get him! Get him, guys! 596 00:31:07,735 --> 00:31:10,651 - Revenge shot! - Whoa! 597 00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:13,436 Sweetie, it's on. 598 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,004 [Cynthia grunting] 599 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,877 OK, wait, wait! I didn't say start! 600 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,575 [chuckling] 601 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:25,057 There's no good snow back here! I can't make a snowball! 602 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:28,190 - It's all ice. I got nothing! - Ha ha ha ha. 603 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:30,714 Oh, no, sweetie. Sweetie, baby, honey. 604 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:32,455 - No, you wouldn't. - Aw. Would you? 605 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:34,980 Yeah, but you're nicer than me. 606 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,156 You sure about that? 607 00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,636 Not anymore! 608 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:46,513 Are you OK? 609 00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:55,348 Oh, no. 610 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:57,350 Whoa, Grandma, are you OK? 611 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,743 Aunt Cynthia plugged you right in the eye. 612 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:02,659 Breakthrough, huh? 613 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,580 OK. Everyone is unpacking. 614 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,582 I put Owen and the crew in our room. 615 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,150 - Mom's in the guest room. - If you couldn't sleep 616 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,978 on that mattress, how will she? 617 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:19,720 I have no idea, but I figured the pointy springs 618 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:21,504 would distract her from the snowball to the face. 619 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:24,464 Ha. Yeah, you're a prince. 620 00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:26,596 What about your dad? 621 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,208 Well, he wanted to sleep in the camper. 622 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:32,080 So where do we crash? 623 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,691 We crash in the den. 624 00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:36,955 [groaning] My poor back. 625 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,044 Well, if you play your cards right, 626 00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:41,829 I might even throw in a massage. 627 00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:45,572 Listen. I owe you an apology. 628 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:48,053 I haven't been my best these last few days. 629 00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:50,881 Well... 630 00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:53,449 we both have been a bit preoccupied. 631 00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:59,194 What I wanted to... So it's like this... 632 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,544 Sorry to interrupt. We forgot the kids' allergy medicine. 633 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:04,460 Give me a ride to the drugstore? I'm kind of in the middle of something here, bud. 634 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:07,072 Yeah. An allergy meltdown. 635 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,465 Sure. I'll drive. 636 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:12,425 Great. I'll grab my coat. 637 00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:14,427 You see that guy? 638 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:17,473 - He never gets a break. - Owen seems really happy. 639 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,562 You should hear the way he talks about parenthood. 640 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,608 I mean, they never get a moment to themselves. 641 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,437 I would never say that we're perfect, but we definitely 642 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,570 made the right decision on holding off on having a family. 643 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,360 You better get going. 644 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:41,149 I won't be long and we'll talk when I get back. 645 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:43,325 Uh, I won't be here when you're back. 646 00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,849 I scheduled a quick meeting with Annie and Richard. 647 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:49,157 We got a few last-minute concert items that need to be finalized. 648 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,377 Oh, I'm sorry. With all that's been going on, 649 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,640 I forgot to ask you how your show's been going. 650 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,816 Oh, so far, so good, 651 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:58,732 but we'll talk when you're back. 652 00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,735 [sighing] 653 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:13,616 ♪ ♪ 654 00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:20,884 So I want the PA speakers on the right 655 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:23,583 and left sides of the stage 656 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,585 - and I want two in the back. - I can handle that. 657 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,196 Great. [Richard sighing] 658 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,069 You don't look happy. This is Christmas. You should be happy. 659 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:34,507 Our mistletoe was accidentally shipped to Kansas City. 660 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:37,727 Oh. So Missouri's now the kissing capital of the country. 661 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,861 What could be worse than a Christmas without mistletoe? 662 00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:43,777 Ooh! Halloween with no candy. 663 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,735 No, you're right, Richard. This is very serious. 664 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:47,911 This is not a problem. We know where it is. 665 00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:49,870 We can have it shipped overnight. Done and done. 666 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:52,438 Alright. I'm on it. 667 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:55,267 Are you feeling better? 668 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,617 It's just that yesterday you were sick and then, 669 00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,533 - well, you cut our meeting short. - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 670 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:03,840 I think it was just something I ate. So, um, what else 671 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:06,321 - do we need covered? - I mean, nothing, really. 672 00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:08,323 I think we got it all. 673 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,978 Really? 'Cause I feel like we're forgetting something. 674 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,763 You don't want to go home, do you? 675 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:16,984 - [laughing]: Don't be silly. - It's just that as I look over 676 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:19,900 the checklist, I'm pretty sure we could have handled all this 677 00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:23,251 - with a real quick phone call. - OK, so maybe... 678 00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:26,298 my house is just getting a wee bit cramped. 679 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:28,474 Mother-in-law issues, yeah? 680 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:31,041 I pride myself on being able to throw 681 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,218 a professionally staged event 682 00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:35,481 for the whole town to see without a hitch. 683 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,440 When it comes to handling my own family, yeesh. 684 00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:41,748 Surviving a new mother-in-law is every recent bride's 685 00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:45,447 right of passage. And you, you're going to be fine, I promise. 686 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:48,711 Thank you. So let's go over the lighting just one more... 687 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,800 Uh-uh. No, no, no, no. You get out of here! 688 00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:54,021 - Go. - You know, one more thing. 689 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:58,547 Um, where are we with Mr. and Mrs. Claus? 690 00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,767 Yeah. Well, Frank and Wendy Delaney have played this role 691 00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:03,596 for the past 10 years. They will arrive one hour before showtime 692 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:05,598 so they will have plenty of time to get into costume 693 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,600 and rehearse their "ho, ho, ho's." 694 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:10,211 Now, you gonna go home or did you want me 695 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,345 to... I don't know, I could call your mother-in-law to come pick you up? 696 00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:17,044 OK, I'm leaving. Love your work. 697 00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:19,394 ♪ ♪ 698 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:23,137 [Hark the Herald Angels Sing instrumental] 699 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,536 [indistinct chatter] 700 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:33,713 [Jerry]: I have found something very special 701 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,324 - for the tree! Oh, ho, ho, ho! - Which one did you get? 702 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,544 Oh, you got such a good one! 703 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,546 That's an oldie, but a goodie. 704 00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:42,591 Oh, that's very unusual. 705 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,985 Oh, my sister Robin made that. 706 00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,987 I remember that Christmas, huh? She modeled it 707 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:48,945 after our dog, Sprocket. 708 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,600 - It's a dog? - In Robin's defense, 709 00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:54,864 there's a reason why she majored in philosophy and not art. 710 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,302 I loved that dog. He used to get into the neighbour's yard 711 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,739 and wreak havoc. 712 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,828 I never cared much for that neighbour. 713 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:09,183 - Hey. - Oh! 714 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,230 Don't you think Sprocket would be more comfortable over there? 715 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:15,145 - Nobody can see him over there. - Exactly. 716 00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:19,193 - Mom... - I think Sprocket has just as much right to that spot as 717 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,021 whatever silly thing you're holding in your hand there. 718 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:23,980 - Dad... - It's the Eiffel Tower and 719 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,940 - we got it on a trip to Paris. - OK, so Mom, 720 00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:29,508 how about you let Jerry have that spot and you can hang 721 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:31,640 - the tower up higher? - Or Jerry could just learn 722 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,252 to be more polite. 723 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,646 Mom... 724 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,040 [doorbell ringing] You hold down the fort. 725 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,217 I'm gonna go get that. OK? 726 00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:51,921 - Robin? - Hey, sis. 727 00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:55,795 Hi! Come in, come in, come in. 728 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:02,367 Hey, guys! Look who's here! 729 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:06,022 [various greetings] What a wonderful surprise! 730 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,024 Merry Christmas! Where's Joe? 731 00:38:08,068 --> 00:38:11,419 [crying] 732 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,294 Um, I'll just be a minute. 733 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:24,780 I don't know what... I don't know why he would do it. 734 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:28,349 [crying] 735 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,351 Um, Robin? 736 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,962 I can't help you if I can't understand you. 737 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:35,008 - OK. - So... 738 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,445 you're at the train station with Joe. 739 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,013 All is well and you're heading to see his parents, 740 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:42,276 - and then...? - And then as we're boarding 741 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,018 the train, that's when he decides it's time to tell me 742 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:47,412 that he's switching his major to business. 743 00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:50,328 - What's wrong with that? - We're philosophy majors. 744 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,939 There's nothing wrong with having different interests. 745 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:56,334 Unless he's changing majors to get away from me! 746 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:58,727 Then why would Joe invite you 747 00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:00,903 to spend Christmas with his parents? 748 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,123 Could you imagine what Mom would say if I brought home 749 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,560 - a business major? - What are you talking about? 750 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,649 - I married a lawyer. - But lawyers defend 751 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:10,217 the downtrodden. They protect the rights of individuals. 752 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:14,003 They start revolutions that overthrow dictators and stuff. 753 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:16,397 Steve's a litigator with a focus on real estate law. 754 00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,965 And some do that too. Look, the point is 755 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:21,271 you found a way to make peace with it. 756 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,317 What does that even mean? 757 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,102 Steve is a rock. 758 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:28,801 Your husband tells you everything that's on his mind. 759 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,717 Our relationship didn't start out that way. 760 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,719 And after a year of being together, 761 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,721 we're still working on that. 762 00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:38,071 And that still doesn't explain why you didn't get on the train. 763 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:40,421 I could really use your support right now! 764 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,946 OK, OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, continue. 765 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:46,906 So Joe and I are standing there, face to face, 766 00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:49,430 and I said, "I don't recognize you." 767 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:52,085 He makes some dumb joke about me needing glasses 768 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,304 and I said, "No, I can see you clearly. I just don't know 769 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:56,959 if I like what I see." So he says maybe I should 770 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:59,832 think about our relationship. Next thing I know, his train 771 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,225 is chugging away and I'm standing there alone, 772 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:06,186 missing him like crazy. At least I think I miss him. 773 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:08,797 But I'm better off without him, right? 774 00:40:08,841 --> 00:40:12,975 Absolutely. Especially if that's what you really feel. 775 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:16,152 Yeah, I do. I really, really do. 776 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:19,895 Do I? No, I do. 777 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:22,463 Yeah. 778 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,556 What's up? 779 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,211 Robin broke up with her boyfriend. 780 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,996 Joe the poet? Why? 781 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,998 Philosophical differences. 782 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:39,654 Huh. Under the circumstances, that makes complete sense. 783 00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:41,787 Should I quickly build an extra room to the house, 784 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:44,703 or do you want me to grab some clean blankets for the air mattress? 785 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:47,488 Let's do blankets and an air mattress. 786 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,925 - And I'm sorry. - Don't be. 787 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,797 Your sister's always welcome. 788 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,452 This hasn't exactly been the perfect Christmas, has it? 789 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,932 It's been less than traditional. 790 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,848 And I know just how to fix this. 791 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:03,286 Come with me. Come, come, come on. 792 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,463 [overlapping voices] 793 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,682 Let's separate the men from the boys, right? 794 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,858 - Oh, you got it. You got it. - Stick that wall on there, pal. 795 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:13,688 My goodness. I am an architect. 796 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:16,735 - Wow. - So you're building houses out of graham crackers? 797 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:18,998 - Top to bottom. - And not gingerbread? 798 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,043 Nope. We couldn't afford it growing up, 799 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:22,915 so this became our family tradition. 800 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,439 Nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom, nom. 801 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,528 If you'd like, I could order up a few 802 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:30,923 - ready-made gingerbread houses. - Why would we want to do that? 803 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:34,013 Well, because the ones you buy just look better. 804 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:37,190 - Aw, I think these look great. - Me too. 805 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,801 Not half as nice as this. Look at this! 806 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:42,151 [yelling] 807 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,719 [laughing] 808 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,026 Continue to have fun! 809 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:50,072 [The First Noelinstrumental] 810 00:42:10,005 --> 00:42:12,747 - Jerry?! - Steve. - Dad? 811 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,836 Oh! Honey. Do not sneak up on me like that. 812 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,491 - I was just in the bathroom. - I almost had a heart attack. 813 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,972 Jerry, it's past midnight. What's wrong? 814 00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:22,061 Yeah, look. I'm sorry, guys. I know I said I was going 815 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,891 to sleep in the camper, but my heater's not working. 816 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:31,636 That's not a problem, Dad. That's not a problem at all. 817 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:34,203 Thanks, honey. 818 00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:39,339 [loud snoring] 819 00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:42,298 [Silent Nightinstrumental] 820 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:50,089 ♪ ♪ 821 00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:53,788 ♪ I'm watching snowflakes falling to the ground ♪ 822 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:57,009 ♪ Jingle bells, how I love the sound ♪ 823 00:42:57,052 --> 00:42:59,011 ♪ Of carol singers singing 824 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:02,057 ♪ And all the joy they're bringing to everyone around ♪ 825 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,930 - Thank you. - What makes you think 826 00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:07,106 Patricia wants a large, overpriced suitcase? 827 00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:09,717 A shot in the dark. Can you take this out to the car 828 00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:12,198 - so Patricia doesn't see? - Sure. 829 00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:14,287 Thank you! 830 00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:24,123 ♪ ♪ 831 00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:29,650 - They're so tiny, aren't they? - [laughing]: Hi. 832 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,000 I didn't mean to frighten you. 833 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:35,961 You don't. Uh, you didn't. 834 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:39,834 What I meant to say is that babies are so tiny. 835 00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:42,881 Oh, Steven was the perfect little angel. 836 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:46,449 I remember wrapping him in his first blanket 837 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,408 and sniffing the top of his head 838 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:52,630 and thinking, life will never get any better than this. 839 00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:55,458 Well, I hope to see those pictures one day. 840 00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:58,505 I used to keep my favourite one of all inside of a locket. 841 00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:02,030 Ah, like this? 842 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:04,467 Oh! It was fairly similar. 843 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:07,166 - What happened to it? - Oh, I lost it years ago. 844 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,690 Never could find another one to replace it. 845 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,345 I'm sorry. This belonged to my mom. 846 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:15,087 Oh, let's see. 847 00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:18,220 Oh, my. There's a child who never missed a meal. 848 00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:20,875 Yep, that's me. 849 00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:28,927 So were you shopping for anyone in particular? 850 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:31,625 Uh, yes. My friend Jane. 851 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,367 Best friend. She's awesome. 852 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:36,717 Um, she's having a baby next week. 853 00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:39,024 Next month. Wow. 854 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:41,853 I wonder, I wonder... It's so late. 855 00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:45,813 - I wonder where Robin went. - Oh, she's right outside. 856 00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:51,950 You are absolutely right. She is right there. 857 00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:55,388 Yep. I'm going to get these tomorrow. 858 00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:57,346 Bye! 859 00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,664 What do you like better, getting presents or giving them? 860 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,753 Definitely giving. I never feel 861 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,755 appreciative enough when I get a present, 862 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:16,757 so I end up just making this goofy face. 863 00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:18,759 I hate to break it to you, bro, but that's actually 864 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,892 your normal face. You're welcome to buy me 865 00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:23,329 - a new set of golf clubs. - Not this Christmas, bud. 866 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,331 How is everything? 867 00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:28,638 I remember the Christmas Lynn and I hosted Mom. Not good. 868 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:31,119 Yeah, but I think Cynthia's up for the challenge. 869 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:34,949 - She deals with me, right? - True enough. And work? 870 00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:37,560 - I just got fired. - Hilarious. 871 00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:39,911 No, it's true. I just got fired. 872 00:45:39,954 --> 00:45:41,956 You know what? It doesn't sound so bad when you say it 873 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,784 - out loud. - What are you talking about? 874 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,787 - It sounds awful. - Thanks for the words of encouragement. 875 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,050 No, I didn't mean it the way that it... 876 00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:51,270 Yeah, no, I definitely meant it. What do you mean you got fired? 877 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:53,359 Our biggest client wanted me to take on 878 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:57,319 this frivolous lawsuit and I wouldn't do it, so my boss fired me. 879 00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,365 Wow. Cynthia's amazing. 880 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:02,760 Lynn would have killed me. Slowly. 881 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,197 Cynthia doesn't know yet. I haven't told her. 882 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:08,591 - Well, eventually, you gotta say something. - I know, but it's Christmas. 883 00:46:08,635 --> 00:46:12,726 - I don't want to ruin it for her. - Wow. Yeah, no, 884 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,728 - I don't know what to say. - You're not going to 885 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,686 say anything. You have to promise me you're not going to 886 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:19,124 say a word until I find a way to tell Cynthia. 887 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:22,649 Promise. 888 00:46:22,692 --> 00:46:25,957 - I promise. - Alright. 889 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,002 ♪ ♪ 890 00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:35,836 So it's Christmas Eve and I haven't bought any presents. 891 00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:41,189 - So what did you get Dad? - Two flannel shirts. 892 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:44,018 That's boring. Can I put my name on the card? 893 00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:47,413 - Really? - Sorry, no. 894 00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:49,807 I'll buy him something, even though I'm a starving 895 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:52,244 philosophy major with student loans I'll never pay off. 896 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:55,595 And single, with no hope of ever finding anyone who will love me. 897 00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:57,858 Alright, you win. 898 00:46:57,902 --> 00:47:00,208 You can put your name on the card. 899 00:47:00,252 --> 00:47:02,167 [jingling] 900 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,822 Merry Christmas. 901 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:10,262 So I have a bit of news that I think you might 902 00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:12,742 - be interested in. - Is it about Joe? 903 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:15,310 - Did he call? - No, he didn't. 904 00:47:15,354 --> 00:47:17,269 - But he texted you, right? - No. 905 00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:19,314 Oh, no, that's right. Joe loves email. 906 00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:21,316 Did he say he's miserable 907 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,144 having to spend Christmas with his family too? 908 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:27,670 I meant under the circumstances of our not being together, 909 00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:30,891 - that's all. - No, Joe hasn't contacted me. 910 00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:33,546 That's too bad. I really miss the guy. 911 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,548 So why don't you reach out and tell him that? 912 00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:38,333 - Do you think he'd listen? - Call him. 913 00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:40,945 - What if he doesn't talk? - Let's find out. 914 00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:43,251 No way. No, if he wants to get back together, 915 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:45,775 then he needs to be the one to call. 916 00:47:45,819 --> 00:47:47,777 - Alright. - Sorry. 917 00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:49,779 Did you want to tell me something? 918 00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:52,086 Jeez, I wonder what he's up to right now. 919 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:58,092 ♪ ♪ 920 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:06,231 [grunting] 921 00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:15,022 [indistinct muttering] [clanging] 922 00:48:19,374 --> 00:48:21,637 [distant banging] 923 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:29,384 - Can I get you anything? - Earplugs. 924 00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:31,821 And a deck of cards. 925 00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:37,827 [continuous banging] 926 00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:50,623 How's the tree? [Cynthia sighing] 927 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:53,931 I'm not sure it'll make it through the season. 928 00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:56,324 I'm thinking the same thing about our parents. 929 00:48:56,368 --> 00:49:00,328 I should really get my dad to stop. 930 00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:02,896 No, let him finish. Mom's from Manhattan, remember? 931 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,680 A little noise adds to the ambiance. 932 00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:07,205 Do you need help in the kitchen? 933 00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:10,469 The "Lasagna de la Faber" is baking in the oven. 934 00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:14,386 - There is nothing left to do. - Thank you for making dinner. 935 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,649 How goes the concert? 936 00:49:16,692 --> 00:49:19,260 Ah... um, 937 00:49:19,304 --> 00:49:21,610 that's the one area of my life where everything 938 00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:24,309 is going just as planned. 939 00:49:24,352 --> 00:49:28,356 Um... [small chuckle] 940 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,969 There's some news 941 00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:35,059 that I've been meaning to share with you. 942 00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:38,497 Yeah, there's something that I have to get off my chest too. 943 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,455 There's nothing you can't tell me. 944 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:44,938 I know, I know, I know. Right hand, left hand, remember? 945 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,679 - You're stalling. - OK, OK. 946 00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:48,986 I was... [phone ringing] 947 00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:51,727 Hang on. 948 00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:57,342 Mr. Bedouin. 949 00:49:57,385 --> 00:49:59,822 - Would you give me just a second? - Sure. 950 00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,129 OK. [beep] 951 00:50:02,173 --> 00:50:04,566 Hello? 952 00:50:04,610 --> 00:50:07,352 Yes, sir. 953 00:50:07,395 --> 00:50:11,356 OK, sir. OK! 954 00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:14,011 - What did he want? - Cynth, we may be getting 955 00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:17,710 our first Christmas miracle. I have to go back to the office. 956 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:20,321 - Now? On Christmas Eve? - I know, I know. 957 00:50:20,365 --> 00:50:22,280 - I'll be back in an hour. - Well, there was 958 00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,282 some things that you wanted to tell me 959 00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:26,501 and there's some news I needed to tell you too. 960 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:28,764 I know, I know, and we will talk about it, 961 00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:31,028 I promise. I have to go. I'll be back in a bit. 962 00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:34,205 [quietly]: OK. Alright. 963 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:36,250 Love you. 964 00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:39,471 Actually, wait. There is one thing that you can do for me. 965 00:50:39,514 --> 00:50:42,474 Take the lasagna out of the oven in 10 minutes. 966 00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:44,476 - Consider it done. - OK. 967 00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:47,261 - Love you so much. - Love you. 968 00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:51,483 [bird chirping] 969 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:05,845 [ominous music] 970 00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:08,021 [knocking] 971 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,110 Ah, Steven. 972 00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:12,330 Glad you could make it on such short notice. 973 00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:15,898 - You always work on Christmas Eve? - When I'm surrounded by family, 974 00:51:15,942 --> 00:51:18,423 I like to get out of the house. What about you? 975 00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:20,512 I would think under the circumstances, 976 00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:23,776 - it's been quite stressful. - Things have been a little bit tense. 977 00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:25,778 Well, since we last spoke, 978 00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:27,736 I've given a lot of thought to your family plan. 979 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,870 - That makes two of us. - And because it's the holiday 980 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:34,265 and I'm feeling a little more generous than I normally do, 981 00:51:34,308 --> 00:51:36,832 I've decided to help you put that plan in place. 982 00:51:36,876 --> 00:51:40,575 So you're unfiring me? 983 00:51:40,619 --> 00:51:42,577 - I am. - Wow. 984 00:51:42,621 --> 00:51:44,797 That's... that's fantastic. 985 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,453 I... I don't even know how to thank you. 986 00:51:48,496 --> 00:51:50,803 Well, I do. You'll be moving forward 987 00:51:50,846 --> 00:51:54,285 with the Bandoni lawsuit. You succeed for Knox on this one 988 00:51:54,328 --> 00:51:56,852 and you can call yourself a junior partner. 989 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:02,989 Even though we both know it'll destroy a man's life? 990 00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,165 This isn't between you and Mr. Bandoni. 991 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,733 That lawsuit is in the best interest of our client, 992 00:52:07,776 --> 00:52:09,604 - Mr. Knox. - I understand that. 993 00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:11,824 So let's cut to the chase. Do you want your job back or not? 994 00:52:11,867 --> 00:52:15,132 Of course I do. It's just that I... 995 00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:22,182 - I have to think about it. - Take a few days. 996 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:26,534 Consider your future and your family's future. 997 00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:29,537 I think your decision will be a lot clearer then. 998 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:35,152 [birds chirping] 999 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:38,372 ♪ ♪ Apologies in advance. 1000 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:41,723 - Dinner might be overcooked. - You really want me to eat this? 1001 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:45,814 [throat clearing] It looks delicious. Right? 1002 00:52:45,858 --> 00:52:48,600 Steve told me to take it out of the oven, but I forgot. 1003 00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:51,472 - It's really spicy. - I may have added 1004 00:52:51,516 --> 00:52:55,084 a little too much red pepper to repair things. 1005 00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:57,913 I am so, so sorry. 1006 00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:01,352 So how about we start a new tradition 1007 00:53:01,395 --> 00:53:03,832 and all go out to eat? What do you say? 1008 00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:06,226 [all assenting] 1009 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:09,316 Where are we going to get a table at 6 p.m. on Christmas Eve? 1010 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,318 I have a great idea and it happens 1011 00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:13,451 to be Steve's favourite place: Bandoni's! 1012 00:53:13,494 --> 00:53:16,105 Oh, no, I don't think they're open. 1013 00:53:16,149 --> 00:53:18,499 - Of course they are. - Wonderful. Let's do it! 1014 00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:22,111 [overlapping voices] Let's get our coats, guys. 1015 00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:28,422 Mm. This penne is fantastic. 1016 00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:31,425 It's delicious, right? 1017 00:53:34,907 --> 00:53:38,519 - Hey, you OK? - Yeah, absolutely. 1018 00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,915 Merry Christmas to all of you. 1019 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:45,309 - [various]: Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas, Arturo! 1020 00:53:45,352 --> 00:53:48,137 - So how's everybody's meal? - So good. 1021 00:53:48,181 --> 00:53:51,010 If you need anything else, you let me know. How are you, Steve? 1022 00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:53,447 I'm fantastic, thanks for asking. 1023 00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:55,623 And thanks for squeezing us all in so late. 1024 00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:58,539 Are you kidding? You're family. You'll always have a table here. 1025 00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:01,586 - OK, enjoy your meal. - [various]: Thank you! 1026 00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:05,807 - Hey, to Mr. Bandoni! - [various]: To Mr. Bandoni! 1027 00:54:05,851 --> 00:54:08,941 Cheers! [indistinct chatter] 1028 00:54:08,984 --> 00:54:11,117 - Merry Christmas! - Cheers! 1029 00:54:15,904 --> 00:54:17,906 [O Tannenbauminstrumental] 1030 00:54:22,737 --> 00:54:24,957 So any word from the business major? 1031 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,961 - Who might you be referring to? - Joe, your boyfriend. 1032 00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:31,964 Ex-boyfriend. 1033 00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:34,314 You know, I never told you this, 1034 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:36,447 but before I opened up the fishing shop, 1035 00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,362 I was a business major. 1036 00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:41,060 - Mom was OK with that? - She married me, didn't she? 1037 00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:44,716 So who's up for roasting chestnuts? 1038 00:54:44,759 --> 00:54:47,849 We are stringing popcorn ropes. 1039 00:54:47,893 --> 00:54:50,243 Oh, fascinating. You can do this yourself? 1040 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,289 Mm-hmm, yes, we can, 'cause all the little elves 1041 00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,769 down in Toyland were already busy. 1042 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:58,599 - Why don't you join us? - If you're not afraid to get your hands dirty. 1043 00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,645 Move over. 1044 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,690 Let a pro show you how it's done. 1045 00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:05,867 Oh, please. You might break a nail. Go ahead. 1046 00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:08,043 I can take you any day of the week. 1047 00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:10,176 Oh, you don't have a chance. 1048 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:12,526 Oh, yeah? On your mark, 1049 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,615 get set, go! 1050 00:55:14,659 --> 00:55:16,530 Come on, girls, come on, girls, come on, girls! 1051 00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,750 - Come on, kids! - Here you go. 1052 00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:20,969 [Jingle Bellsinstrumental] 1053 00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:23,276 [cackling] Alright, come on, Dad. 1054 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,061 - Let's go. - Here we go, here we go. 1055 00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:28,847 [kids]: Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! 1056 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:31,371 You watching her? How's she doing? 1057 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:34,592 - Alright, Dad, come on. You got it. You got it. Come on. - Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! 1058 00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:37,072 Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! 1059 00:55:40,511 --> 00:55:42,513 Well, here's mine. 1060 00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:47,387 Oh. 1061 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:50,129 Looks like you got out-strung, Dad. 1062 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:52,958 - Crushed. - It's beginner's luck, come on. 1063 00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:55,003 I just happen to be the fastest needle 1064 00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:57,397 in my knitting group. You never stood a chance. 1065 00:55:57,441 --> 00:56:01,445 - Nice one, Grandma. - This is amazing. - Thanks. 1066 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:05,100 - You tried, Dad. - The fire is roarin'. 1067 00:56:05,144 --> 00:56:07,102 Oh, you guys made popcorn! 1068 00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:09,583 Come join us by the fireplace. 1069 00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:14,806 Your boys have never strung popcorn, have they? 1070 00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:17,983 Mm-mm. [Joy to the World instrumental] 1071 00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:27,253 - Let me finish that. - No, I'm good, thanks. 1072 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:30,430 - You must be exhausted. - I'm fine. 1073 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:32,650 Move over anyway. 1074 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,351 Can I ask you a question? 1075 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,440 Certainly. 1076 00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:42,964 Well... 1077 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:46,925 what I wanted to know was... 1078 00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:49,580 well... 1079 00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:52,452 - Just ask. - OK. 1080 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,976 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. 1081 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,676 Well, since I've arrived, all you've done is lose my luggage, 1082 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,200 mistakenly cancel my son's hotel reservation 1083 00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:03,245 and hit me in the head with a packed snowball. 1084 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,378 Well, if you want to focus on the negative, that's one way 1085 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,685 - to see our relationship. - Cynthia. 1086 00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:10,339 I have no issue with you. 1087 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:12,951 Yeah, but now you're just saying that because it's what 1088 00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:16,302 - I want to hear. - No, I'm saying it because I mean it. 1089 00:57:16,345 --> 00:57:19,871 Now, just relax and stop trying so hard. 1090 00:57:19,914 --> 00:57:23,135 We're going to be on this adventure for a very long time. 1091 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:25,006 Well, that's my plan too. 1092 00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:28,140 And I want the two of you back into your own bedroom tonight. 1093 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:29,968 But what about Owen and Lynn? 1094 00:57:30,011 --> 00:57:32,623 Oh, I'll take care of family logistics. 1095 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:36,540 And congratulations on the pregnancy. 1096 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:40,805 How did you know that I was having a baby? 1097 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:45,940 I just found out the day before yesterday. 1098 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:48,116 Well, I saw the twinkle in your eyes 1099 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,944 when you were looking at baby clothes. 1100 00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:53,861 I'm just surprised Steven has kept the secret. 1101 00:57:53,905 --> 00:57:55,776 Yeah. I haven't told him yet. 1102 00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:58,475 Why haven't you told him? 1103 00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:02,827 - Because of our plan. - What plan? 1104 00:58:02,870 --> 00:58:05,525 Steve and I came up with this life plan 1105 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:07,962 before we got married. 1106 00:58:08,006 --> 00:58:10,878 We wanted to chart a clear course for the future. 1107 00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:13,228 But baby Faber 1108 00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:15,753 wasn't supposed to arrive until four years later. 1109 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:18,146 His father and I did the very same thing. 1110 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:20,975 - Did you stick to it? - We lasted about three months 1111 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:23,412 and then we realized the universe had a plan of its own. 1112 00:58:23,456 --> 00:58:27,112 I'm afraid to tell Steve, 'cause he'll be disappointed. 1113 00:58:27,155 --> 00:58:29,941 Oh, he will love this baby. 1114 00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:34,206 However, I suggest you mention it before you go into labour. 1115 00:58:34,249 --> 00:58:36,861 Yeah, that's a good point. 1116 00:58:36,904 --> 00:58:40,517 I will; I promise. 1117 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,520 ♪ ♪ 1118 00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:50,352 So this baby thing is pretty big news, huh? 1119 00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:55,357 It's been so crazy at home, I haven't even had a chance 1120 00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:57,359 to tell my husband. 1121 00:58:57,403 --> 00:58:59,623 Does that make me a bad wife? 1122 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:02,843 I wish you were here to guide me. 1123 00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:08,588 Are you crazy? You're going to catch pneumonia 1124 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,634 out here without a coat. Come on, get her warmed up. 1125 00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:13,288 - Put this on, here. - Thank you. 1126 00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:18,729 So you... you talking to anybody we know? 1127 00:59:18,772 --> 00:59:21,079 I miss her. 1128 00:59:21,122 --> 00:59:23,603 - Oh, honey. - Me too. 1129 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:25,953 Me three. 1130 00:59:25,997 --> 00:59:29,043 Hey! I brought this from the house. 1131 00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:38,183 I remember the Christmas Mom made that. 1132 00:59:38,226 --> 00:59:41,403 - It's so pretty. - Merry Christmas. 1133 00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:43,405 Merry Christmas. 1134 00:59:43,449 --> 00:59:46,365 ♪ ♪ 1135 00:59:52,284 --> 00:59:55,809 ♪ There's some lights on the porch ♪ 1136 00:59:55,853 --> 00:59:59,683 ♪ The kids are off to bed 1137 00:59:59,726 --> 01:00:02,947 ♪ A crazy red hat 1138 01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:06,646 ♪ On top of your head 1139 01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:10,302 ♪ The stockings we made 1140 01:00:10,345 --> 01:00:14,088 ♪ A year at a time 1141 01:00:14,132 --> 01:00:16,917 ♪ Hung by a fire 1142 01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:20,878 ♪ Like clothes on a line 1143 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:25,230 ♪ I don't know much about snowmen ♪ 1144 01:00:25,273 --> 01:00:28,450 ♪ But they do alright here 1145 01:00:28,494 --> 01:00:30,583 ♪ Where it's Christmas 1146 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:34,065 ♪ Every day of the year ♪ 1147 01:00:40,027 --> 01:00:43,857 [Joy to the Worldinstrumental] [birds chirping] 1148 01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:49,820 [snoring] 1149 01:00:58,437 --> 01:01:02,310 - It's Christmas Day! - We wanna open presents! 1150 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,095 - Guys, what time is it? - Guys! 1151 01:01:04,138 --> 01:01:06,184 - 7. - Go back to sleep. 1152 01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:09,535 Come on, Dad. Get up! I want to see what Santa brought! 1153 01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:11,842 - Chill. - Wake up. 1154 01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:14,801 - No, guys, we need more sleep. - Well, for how long? 1155 01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:19,284 - Like, at least an hour. - Are you crazy? It's Christmas. 1156 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:22,591 Yeah, lady, are you crazy? 1157 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:24,811 OK, OK. 15 minutes, OK? 1158 01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,813 What are we supposed to do while we wait? 1159 01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:29,642 Mm, just watch TV. But keep the volume down. 1160 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,210 My guess is everyone's still sleeping. 1161 01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:46,441 - What is that? - Mom? 1162 01:01:46,485 --> 01:01:48,443 - Mom? - Dad! What is... 1163 01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:51,403 - Wow. - Whoa. 1164 01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:54,188 - Wow! - Wow. 1165 01:01:54,232 --> 01:01:56,843 [various]: Aw! 1166 01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:59,498 I can't believe my brother didn't tell me. 1167 01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:02,893 - Yeah, Steve doesn't know. - I thought my sister and I were closer than that. 1168 01:02:02,936 --> 01:02:05,852 - Cynthia hasn't told anyone. - Why not? 1169 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:08,463 She was waiting for the right time, but something 1170 01:02:08,507 --> 01:02:11,902 - kept getting in the way. - Wait. Cynthia told you? 1171 01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:14,643 Well, I figured it out for myself. 1172 01:02:14,687 --> 01:02:16,428 We're finally going to have a cousin! 1173 01:02:16,471 --> 01:02:18,430 - I'm going to teach him... - Or her. 1174 01:02:18,473 --> 01:02:20,649 ...how to get in so much trouble. 1175 01:02:20,693 --> 01:02:22,651 [laughing] 1176 01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:24,915 I am going to have a grandchild 1177 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,917 I can take to a ballgame! 1178 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,790 - Or a Broadway play. - Alright. 1179 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:34,272 Um... not sure I should say anything, but there's more. 1180 01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:37,101 Cynthia's having twins? 1181 01:02:37,144 --> 01:02:38,929 Steve lost his job. 1182 01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:41,235 My sister doesn't tell me anything! 1183 01:02:41,279 --> 01:02:43,368 Steve hasn't even told Cynthia yet. 1184 01:02:43,411 --> 01:02:46,632 Let me guess: he didn't want to ruin her Christmas. 1185 01:02:46,675 --> 01:02:50,288 That's right. And he feels awful. 1186 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:52,856 - Honestly, I'm thinking I should maybe say something. - Not if you still 1187 01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:57,469 - want to be included in my will. - My lips are sealed. 1188 01:02:57,512 --> 01:03:00,472 - Merry Christmas, everyone. - [various]: Oh, hey! 1189 01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:03,867 Merry Christmas. [throats clearing] 1190 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:06,478 - What's the matter? - Oh, nothing. 1191 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:09,394 - Good, yeah. Great, great. - Christmas! Christmas! 1192 01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:11,788 [indistinct muttering] 1193 01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:20,622 OK, Brian and Elizabeth... 1194 01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:22,494 [throat clearing] 1195 01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:25,410 Did... did I do something wrong? 1196 01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:28,979 It's a Faber family tradition to open one present at a time. 1197 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:36,029 Oh. We're going to be here till New Years. 1198 01:03:36,073 --> 01:03:38,945 You know what? Let's keep the family tradition 1199 01:03:38,989 --> 01:03:41,426 and Patricia... 1200 01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:44,908 - Patricia, I have for you. - Oh! 1201 01:03:44,951 --> 01:03:47,171 Wonder what that could be. 1202 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:50,174 [doorbell ringing] Wait. Who's not already here? 1203 01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:53,351 I'll get that. You guys just continue opening presents. 1204 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:58,356 - Do you think I should open it? - She said not to wait. 1205 01:03:58,399 --> 01:04:00,880 OK... 1206 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:03,883 Ooh, don't open it! 1207 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:07,321 [gasping] Look what Santa delivered! 1208 01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:09,976 My suitcase! They found it! 1209 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,891 Dad, I switched. 1210 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:14,067 This was supposed to be, actually, for you. 1211 01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:16,461 I don't know why I wrote "Patricia" on there. 1212 01:04:16,504 --> 01:04:20,595 - Um, that's for you. - Oh, OK. Thank you. 1213 01:04:22,641 --> 01:04:24,817 Oh, heh. 1214 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,298 Luggage exactly like Patricia's. 1215 01:04:27,341 --> 01:04:30,170 How did you know? 1216 01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:33,217 [chuckling] 1217 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:36,350 Alright. It's time for Christmas gifts. 1218 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:39,049 Alrighty. 1219 01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:41,921 Here we go. 1220 01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:43,923 [Deck the Hallsinstrumental] 1221 01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:50,582 Thanks, Mom. [overlapping voices] 1222 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:53,802 Wow. 1223 01:04:53,846 --> 01:04:56,109 This is, uh, something. 1224 01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:59,852 You put a lot of work into this. 1225 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:04,857 Great. Alright, Lynn. You're next. 1226 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:10,950 [throat clearing] 1227 01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:13,779 - Did I do something wrong? - No, I did. 1228 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:17,348 Um, it's time to break the family tradition. 1229 01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,961 Go ahead. [yelling] 1230 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,659 - Get me in! - Oh, my gosh! 1231 01:05:24,703 --> 01:05:28,881 [indistinct shouting] [laughing and screaming] 1232 01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:33,886 Camera! 1233 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:37,455 [indistinct voices] 1234 01:05:42,764 --> 01:05:45,158 Thank you very much. 1235 01:05:47,856 --> 01:05:50,729 So are you ready for the Christmas concert? 1236 01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:52,731 I'll leave pretty soon, 1237 01:05:52,774 --> 01:05:54,863 but everything is ready, so there's no rush. 1238 01:05:54,907 --> 01:05:56,909 - You're gonna be great. - Oh, thank you. 1239 01:05:59,216 --> 01:06:02,088 Well, this has certainly been an eventful Christmas day. 1240 01:06:02,132 --> 01:06:04,177 Yes, it has... 1241 01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:06,614 and it's not over yet. 1242 01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:09,008 I still have one gift left for you. 1243 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:11,532 Oh, you didn't have to do this. 1244 01:06:11,576 --> 01:06:14,231 Well, go on. Open it. 1245 01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:16,624 I promise you it's not going to explode. 1246 01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:20,193 [laughing] 1247 01:06:20,237 --> 01:06:22,979 Oh. 1248 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:27,026 How did you find one exactly... like yours? 1249 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:31,770 Oh, I... I can't take this. 1250 01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:34,991 - Merry Christmas, Mom. - Oh... 1251 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:41,954 Thank you. Thank you. 1252 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,217 Whoa. 1253 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:49,048 Do you want to show it off? 1254 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,442 [laughing]: Look. 1255 01:06:51,485 --> 01:06:54,140 But it's missing a picture. 1256 01:06:54,184 --> 01:06:56,838 Oh, I know exactly what will go there. 1257 01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:06,370 That was amazing. 1258 01:07:06,413 --> 01:07:09,764 You're amazing. 1259 01:07:09,808 --> 01:07:13,725 - Are you OK? - I love you. 1260 01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,083 - What? - [all]: Nothing. 1261 01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:26,085 Nothing at all. Everything's good. 1262 01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:28,435 Can I talk to you privately? 1263 01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:30,611 - Sure. - Alone? 1264 01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:33,614 Absolutely. 1265 01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:37,140 [Joy to the Worldinstrumental] 1266 01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,843 What's up? 1267 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:49,761 Well, this has been a crazy few days. 1268 01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:53,808 Yeah. And I should have mentioned this before, but... 1269 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:59,858 - I got fired. - You lost your job? 1270 01:07:59,901 --> 01:08:03,731 Yes and no. It's complicated. 1271 01:08:03,775 --> 01:08:06,473 What isn't anymore? 1272 01:08:09,955 --> 01:08:12,000 Steve... [phone ringing] 1273 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:16,788 [phone ringing] You should probably get that. 1274 01:08:21,227 --> 01:08:23,838 Hello, Annie. Merry Christmas. 1275 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:25,753 Yeah, the sound system isn't working. 1276 01:08:25,797 --> 01:08:27,712 - What? - [There was a loose wire] 1277 01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:29,888 which led to an electrical short, which caused 1278 01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:33,718 - a power surge that blew the whole circuit. - Wait, wait. Just slow down. 1279 01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:36,329 OK, Cyn. We do not have a music system that works 1280 01:08:36,373 --> 01:08:38,331 and there is nobody around to fix it 1281 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,333 because today is... well, it's Christmas. 1282 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:44,250 [And without the sound system, nobody will hear the choir.] 1283 01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:46,644 - Well, what about the lights? - [Surprisingly, still working.] 1284 01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:48,646 Yeah, different circuit. So you know, 1285 01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:51,518 we'll have ambiance, just no audio. 1286 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:54,130 OK, we will fix it. One thing I'm certain of is that 1287 01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,132 you can't have a Christmas concert without Christmas music. 1288 01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,046 - Yeah, I know. - [I will be there] 1289 01:08:58,090 --> 01:09:01,137 in 10 minutes. No, no, wait... 5. 1290 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:03,139 I'll meet you backstage. 1291 01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:06,881 OK, great. 1292 01:09:06,925 --> 01:09:08,927 [beep] That didn't sound good. 1293 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:12,800 No. Your wife has a lot of work ahead of her. 1294 01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:15,586 - What can I do? - A prayer wouldn't hurt. 1295 01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,676 But listen, I know you're struggling and I want to help. 1296 01:09:18,719 --> 01:09:21,374 No, no, look. My problems can wait; yours can't. 1297 01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:24,334 - I love you. You know that, right? - Course I do. 1298 01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:27,598 And no matter what issues we have, we'll get through them together. 1299 01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:30,818 - Right hand... - Left hand. 1300 01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,733 - I'll see you at the concert? - I wouldn't miss it. 1301 01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:35,301 OK. 1302 01:09:35,345 --> 01:09:37,564 Gotta run! 1303 01:09:46,094 --> 01:09:48,880 ♪ ♪ 1304 01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:53,406 So your brother tells me you lost your job. 1305 01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:56,322 Who needs more lawyers 1306 01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:58,498 when the world needs poets, right, Jer? 1307 01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:01,022 You misunderstood me, Steve. Alright? 1308 01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:04,765 The world needs more good lawyers and less bad poets. 1309 01:10:04,809 --> 01:10:07,246 You're a very good lawyer, son. 1310 01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:12,469 Yeah, except keeping my job means doing something 1311 01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:15,036 I believe is morally wrong, and losing it means 1312 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,952 ruining all the plans Cynthia and I had. 1313 01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:21,217 OK, well, what if the roles were reversed? 1314 01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,306 What if Cynthia were being forced 1315 01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:26,700 into an uncomfortable situation? What would you tell her? 1316 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:35,274 Do what you feel is right. In the end, you gotta live with yourself. 1317 01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:38,756 What makes you think she'd offer advice any different? 1318 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:42,150 You'd make a good lawyer, Jer. 1319 01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:44,718 You know how to hurt a guy, I'll tell you that much. 1320 01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:46,590 [chuckling] 1321 01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:49,332 You're gonna be fine. Don't worry. 1322 01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,334 Can you do me a favour and look after everybody? 1323 01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:53,640 - I gotta run a quick errand. - Sure. 1324 01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:01,039 [doorbell ringing] 1325 01:11:04,347 --> 01:11:06,566 - Oh, hello, Steven. - Mr. Bedouin. 1326 01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:08,699 I want to thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 1327 01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:10,744 Well, let's make this quick. 1328 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:13,704 My family's waiting for me to do some silly holiday thing. 1329 01:11:13,747 --> 01:11:17,011 - Family. Right. - So I assume you've come by 1330 01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:20,276 because you've finalized your decision. Ready to come back to the firm? 1331 01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:22,321 Well, there is one demand I need to make. 1332 01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:24,410 What could you possibly want more than your job back? 1333 01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:27,457 My wife's respect, my family's respect 1334 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,372 and most of all, my own self-respect. 1335 01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:31,374 So where are you going with this? 1336 01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:34,202 It's very simple. If any lawsuit against Mr. Bandoni 1337 01:11:34,246 --> 01:11:36,074 goes forward, I need to take the lead. 1338 01:11:36,117 --> 01:11:38,076 I want to be in the position to crush the opposition. 1339 01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:41,035 Great. We'll get you started first thing tomorrow. 1340 01:11:41,079 --> 01:11:43,386 - I'll be defending Mr. Bandoni. - Excuse me? 1341 01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:45,562 I will be defending Mr. Bandoni in any lawsuit 1342 01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:47,564 Jack Knox and your firm care to file. 1343 01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:49,827 You're willing to lose your job for him? 1344 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:52,395 Absolutely. It's the only way I can live with myself. 1345 01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:55,572 Well, I suggest you take a few days, Steven. 1346 01:11:55,615 --> 01:11:57,574 This decision is going to put a significant dent 1347 01:11:57,617 --> 01:11:59,619 in that plan of yours. 1348 01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:02,622 That won't be necessary. I'm choosing right over wrong here. 1349 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:04,624 And you know, someone I used to respect 1350 01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:06,713 once gave me an unasked-for but quite valuable 1351 01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:09,716 - life-affirming piece of wisdom. - And what's that? 1352 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:13,416 Plans change. 1353 01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:15,809 Oh, and... 1354 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:19,030 Merry Christmas. 1355 01:12:22,773 --> 01:12:25,689 ♪ ♪ 1356 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:37,527 Mom? Owen? 1357 01:12:37,570 --> 01:12:40,094 Where is everybody? 1358 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,756 "Steven, we went to the concert. Before you come, 1359 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,368 "watch this incredible film. I mean it. Do not leave 1360 01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:54,587 "until you have watched or I will never speak to you again. 1361 01:12:54,631 --> 01:12:57,373 Love, Mom." 1362 01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:07,034 ♪ ♪ 1363 01:13:35,367 --> 01:13:38,370 ♪ ♪ 1364 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,780 So can you get the sound system working? 1365 01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:58,782 We replaced the breaker, rerouted the power 1366 01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:00,610 to the circuit. Now I'm going to rewire the panel 1367 01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:02,786 and hopefully we'll be online again. 1368 01:14:02,829 --> 01:14:06,485 Hi, everybody. Um, so you may have guessed 1369 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:09,619 we are... we're running a bit later than we thought, 1370 01:14:09,662 --> 01:14:13,187 but we are just having some technical difficulties. 1371 01:14:13,231 --> 01:14:15,625 Cynthia says this is the best place to see the stage. 1372 01:14:15,668 --> 01:14:17,931 This is gonna be great! 1373 01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:20,238 Be right back! 1374 01:14:20,281 --> 01:14:23,981 [crowd murmuring] 1375 01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:26,374 Cynthia! Thank goodness you're here. 1376 01:14:26,418 --> 01:14:29,377 - Hi. - OK. Sorry, who is this? 1377 01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:32,424 This is Frank. He's the handiest of handymen I know. 1378 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,687 - If he can't fix it, nobody can. - I cannot believe 1379 01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:37,298 that you found somebody to work on Christmas Day. 1380 01:14:37,342 --> 01:14:40,476 Anything for Cynthia... because I owe you one. 1381 01:14:40,519 --> 01:14:43,522 My daughter's still talking about her sweet 16. 1382 01:14:43,566 --> 01:14:46,046 - How'd you get a cake that big? - Trade secret. 1383 01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:49,267 Um, OK. So how long do we think this is going to take? 1384 01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:53,053 Just because we're 10 minutes late for the concert, so... 1385 01:14:53,097 --> 01:14:55,055 Everything's going to be OK, Annie. 1386 01:14:55,099 --> 01:14:57,754 I've had a lot of things go wrong this Christmas, 1387 01:14:57,797 --> 01:15:00,234 but it's turned out better than I could have 1388 01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:03,324 - ever expected so far. - Well, let's hope this works. 1389 01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,326 OK, all you need is a little Christmas magic! 1390 01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:10,984 [laughing] Alright, great! 1391 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:13,030 Let's grab the choir, get them onstage. 1392 01:15:13,073 --> 01:15:15,598 Let's get started! 1393 01:15:15,641 --> 01:15:18,252 Fast feet, fast feet. Let's go! 1394 01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:22,430 ♪ Snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1395 01:15:22,474 --> 01:15:24,432 ♪ Over the fields we go 1396 01:15:24,476 --> 01:15:26,434 ♪ Laughing all the way 1397 01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:28,524 ♪ Bells on bobsleds ring 1398 01:15:28,567 --> 01:15:30,526 ♪ Making spirits bright 1399 01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:32,615 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪ 1400 01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:34,965 ♪ A sleighing song tonight, oh 1401 01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:39,360 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way ♪ 1402 01:15:39,404 --> 01:15:43,582 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1403 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:47,586 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way ♪ 1404 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:49,719 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride 1405 01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:51,895 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 1406 01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:55,507 The choir's terrific, aren't they? Everything's perfect. 1407 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,509 We have an issue. 1408 01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:00,120 I don't like the word "issue," Richard. 1409 01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:03,820 OK, so we have a slight bump in the Christmas road. 1410 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,996 Mr. and Mrs. Claus aren't coming. 1411 01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:07,998 What do you mean they're not coming? 1412 01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:10,957 The Delaneys just called and they're having car trouble. 1413 01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:14,482 It's Christmas and you can't close a Christmas concert without Santa. 1414 01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:17,224 - OK, new plan. Follow me. - ♪ Deck the halls ♪ 1415 01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:19,792 ♪ With boughs of holly Fa la la la la ♪ 1416 01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:23,796 ♪ La la la la 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1417 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,233 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la 1418 01:16:26,277 --> 01:16:29,019 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel 1419 01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:31,369 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la 1420 01:16:31,412 --> 01:16:35,286 - Honey! We're having a ball! - Dad, you're our new Santa Claus. 1421 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:37,070 - What are you talking about? - Well, our old Santa 1422 01:16:37,114 --> 01:16:39,507 can't make it, so you got the job! 1423 01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:41,509 I gotta go on stage? 1424 01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:43,424 Honey, I don't know. There's a lot of people out there. 1425 01:16:43,468 --> 01:16:45,426 And now it's your job to entertain them. 1426 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:49,082 And Patricia, you're Mrs. Claus. 1427 01:16:49,126 --> 01:16:51,215 Oh, well, I played Lady Macbeth 1428 01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:53,391 in my community theatre production. 1429 01:16:53,434 --> 01:16:55,393 I can handle Mrs. Claus. 1430 01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:58,570 I was afraid to play an oak tree in my grade school play. 1431 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,964 Oh, well, just follow my lead, Santa. 1432 01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:03,140 - That's the spirit. - Richard, can you get them 1433 01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:06,839 in costume? OK. Ah, I love you. 1434 01:17:06,883 --> 01:17:09,276 Thank you. Thank you, Dad. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1435 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:12,715 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 1436 01:17:12,758 --> 01:17:14,978 [cheering and clapping] 1437 01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:27,164 OK, Dad, it's time. You are going to be great. 1438 01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:29,557 A carburetor I can fix. This I'm not so sure about. 1439 01:17:29,601 --> 01:17:31,734 Honey, honey, I can't do this. 1440 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,736 - Yes, you can. OK. - I can't! 1441 01:17:33,779 --> 01:17:36,826 - Oh, come on. There's our cue. - Oh, very good. Alright. 1442 01:17:36,869 --> 01:17:40,830 Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho! 1443 01:17:40,873 --> 01:17:43,049 [cheering] 1444 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:48,925 Ho, ho, ho, everybody! 1445 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:50,970 We... we're... 1446 01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:53,799 It's very, very, uh... 1447 01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:56,889 ...wonderful to be here with all of you! 1448 01:17:56,933 --> 01:17:58,935 - Yeah! - She looks so cute. 1449 01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:02,373 This is certainly a Christmas that we'll never forget. 1450 01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:04,680 Ha. That's correct. 1451 01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:09,206 Boy, it reminds me of a funny story 1452 01:18:09,249 --> 01:18:11,687 about our dog Sprocket! 1453 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:13,689 [distant voices] 1454 01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,517 Wow. You really know how to put on a concert. 1455 01:18:20,478 --> 01:18:22,436 Well, maybe you haven't heard, 1456 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,700 but I have a very talented family. 1457 01:18:28,921 --> 01:18:32,011 You're talented. 1458 01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:34,666 Your husband's stubborn. 1459 01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:39,192 I got fired, 1460 01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:42,718 then I got rehired and then I quit. 1461 01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:47,810 That's... complicated. 1462 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:50,290 Why? 1463 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:53,076 My boss put me in a position 1464 01:18:53,119 --> 01:18:55,295 where I'd have to compromise myself and hurt a good person 1465 01:18:55,339 --> 01:18:57,863 along the way. 1466 01:18:57,907 --> 01:19:00,692 Then I support your decision 100%. 1467 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,260 Are you sure? 1468 01:19:03,303 --> 01:19:06,698 Whatever the issue, we will get through it together. 1469 01:19:14,271 --> 01:19:16,839 And you're not going to stay unemployed for long! 1470 01:19:16,882 --> 01:19:20,799 Any law firm would be lucky to have you. 1471 01:19:20,843 --> 01:19:23,454 I am lucky to have you. 1472 01:19:30,287 --> 01:19:32,332 So we're going to be parents, huh? 1473 01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:37,816 When did you find out? 1474 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:39,992 About a half hour ago. 1475 01:19:40,036 --> 01:19:43,300 Mom left me a... 1476 01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:46,520 subtle hint that led me 1477 01:19:46,564 --> 01:19:49,088 to a DVD in the den. 1478 01:19:49,132 --> 01:19:52,178 Why didn't you tell me? 1479 01:19:55,834 --> 01:19:57,923 I wanted to. 1480 01:19:57,967 --> 01:20:01,187 But I wanted the moment to be special. 1481 01:20:01,231 --> 01:20:04,103 Something or someone 1482 01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:06,410 just kept getting in the way. 1483 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:08,804 It's the best present I've ever gotten. 1484 01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:10,980 Me too, 1485 01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:13,243 but doesn't having a baby 1486 01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:16,812 create a huge obstacle for our plan? 1487 01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:19,466 Are you kidding me? 1488 01:20:19,510 --> 01:20:21,860 Who cares about the old plan? 1489 01:20:21,904 --> 01:20:24,820 We just lucked into a much better one. 1490 01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:40,618 [Jerry]: Is everybody having a fantastic Christmas? 1491 01:20:40,661 --> 01:20:43,882 Is that... That's Jerry out there? That's your dad? 1492 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:46,798 [cheering] OK, great! 1493 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:50,715 - Well, I think our work is done. - They love us out here! Hey! 1494 01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:53,196 That reminds me of another great little story I gotta tell you. 1495 01:20:53,239 --> 01:20:56,068 It's all about my sleigh. I like to call her Ellie. 1496 01:20:56,112 --> 01:20:58,549 I gotta take care of this. I've got to get him off. OK. 1497 01:20:58,592 --> 01:21:01,726 Alright, guys, we are heading to the stage right now. 1498 01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:04,468 - Music, music! - ...North Pole too. You know, 1499 01:21:04,511 --> 01:21:07,471 we don't have icebergs anymore. We have ice cubes! 1500 01:21:07,514 --> 01:21:09,603 [laughing] Oh, yeah! 1501 01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:12,432 Frosty's a puddle! [audience laughing] 1502 01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:14,434 ♪ ♪ 1503 01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:17,133 That is enough Christmas cheer for one night, Santa! 1504 01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:19,875 - Honey, I got more material. - Trust me, you don't. 1505 01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:23,008 What? Oh. Ah. 1506 01:21:23,052 --> 01:21:26,403 I just want to thank all of you for joining us this holiday, 1507 01:21:26,446 --> 01:21:29,101 especially my family. 1508 01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:34,106 Your love and support have truly made this a perfect Christmas. 1509 01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:36,065 [applause] 1510 01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:38,458 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 1511 01:21:38,502 --> 01:21:40,808 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 1512 01:21:40,852 --> 01:21:42,810 - Oh, let's go! Yeah! - Robin? 1513 01:21:42,854 --> 01:21:44,856 - Joe! - ♪ And a happy New Year 1514 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,772 ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ - What are you doing here? 1515 01:21:47,815 --> 01:21:49,774 I went to bed last night and I realized 1516 01:21:49,817 --> 01:21:52,516 that today wouldn't feel like Christmas if I didn't spend it 1517 01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:55,823 with you. [laughing] 1518 01:21:55,867 --> 01:21:58,957 ♪ Oh, bring us some figgy pudding, now bring us ♪ 1519 01:21:59,001 --> 01:22:01,568 This Christmas has been a complete disaster. 1520 01:22:01,612 --> 01:22:03,744 Best disaster of all time. 1521 01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:07,052 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 1522 01:22:07,096 --> 01:22:09,359 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas 1523 01:22:09,402 --> 01:22:11,622 ♪ And a happy New Year 1524 01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:13,667 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 1525 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:16,105 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 1526 01:22:16,148 --> 01:22:20,109 ♪ We wish you a merry Christma-as ♪ 1527 01:22:20,152 --> 01:22:24,026 ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ 1528 01:22:24,069 --> 01:22:27,159 [applause] 1529 01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:30,380 ♪ ♪ 1530 01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:38,736 Hey, none of that, Joe. It's Christmas. 1531 01:22:38,779 --> 01:22:40,912 You have got to try one of these cookies. 1532 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:43,132 Don't mind if I do. 1533 01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:45,743 Hey, Mom. Merry Christmas. Jerry. Who's winning? 1534 01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:47,832 What do you think, huh? 1535 01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:50,661 [chuckling] Daddy's turn. 1536 01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:52,793 [baby crying] 1537 01:22:52,837 --> 01:22:55,013 - Oh, look, it's snowing. - Hey... 1538 01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:57,015 - It's snowing, look! - Snowing! 1539 01:22:57,059 --> 01:22:59,061 - It's snowing outside. - Grab your coats. 1540 01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:01,977 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's get outside. 1541 01:23:04,631 --> 01:23:07,243 Snow! 1542 01:23:07,286 --> 01:23:09,462 [indistinct conversation] 1543 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:12,639 - Ha ha! Look at that! - Oh, wow. Look at that. 1544 01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:15,033 Christmas, everybody. 1545 01:23:15,077 --> 01:23:17,601 ♪ ♪ 1546 01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:23,215 Growing like a weed, huh? 1547 01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:35,532 ♪ ♪